the-absolute-funniest-posts:

rlmjob:
tyleroakley:
First day at my new job!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

rlmjob:

tyleroakley:

First day at my new job!

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Miami heat game with the fam~ oh and peanuts too~

A haiku about Mario Kart

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up

(Source: hippiebones)

(Source: im-tired-of-being-strong)

(Source: makemestfu)

I trust these girls with my life

(Source: lucehales)

  • *hears noises at night*:

    well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*:

    I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

  • *heart is beating fast*:

    I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

  • *a cop walks by*:

    here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

  • *taking a test*:

    don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

  • *gets a sunburn*:

    great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

  • *tripping over something*:

    I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

  • *period is late*:

    shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

theatticdemos:

ISNT IT WEIRD HOW SLEEP EXISTS LIKE WE REACH A POINT IN OUR DAY WHERE WE ARE “TIRED” AND SO WE LAY DOWN UNTIL WE FALL UNCONSCIOUS AND WAKE UP WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

(Source: allkillernofiller)

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Liz THHS '15
Hey there, this is just something that represents what's going in my head most of the time :]

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